“We seem to have ran out of coffee”.
“Run”.
“Eh?”
“Run. We’ve run out of coffee”.
“I know. I just told you that”.
“No, you said ran. We haven’t ran out of coffee”.
“Where is it then? I couldn’t find any”.
“There’s none left”.
“You just said we haven’t ran out”.
“Listen, for God’s sake – we’ve run out of the damn stuff!!”
“Err … you ok? You been drinking too much caffeine or something?”
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