Monthly Archives: December 2014

“We seem to have ran out of coffee”.

“We seem to have ran out of coffee”.coffee

“Run”.

“Eh?”

“Run. We’ve run out of coffee”.

“I know. I just told you that”.

“No, you said ran. We haven’t ran out of coffee”.

“Where is it then? I couldn’t find any”.

“There’s none left”.

“You just said we haven’t ran out”.

“Listen, for God’s sake – we’ve run out of the damn stuff!!”

“Err … you ok? You been drinking too much caffeine or something?”

 

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December 2014 garden diary

Frosty celeriac leaves – roots nearly ready now.
frosty celeriac

Sun low in the winter sky
sun low in the sky

Leeks (Cymru Am Byth)
lots of leeks ready now

Breakthrough …
breakthrough

 

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